Friday, 5 June 2009

i like the rain

it was raining pretty bad today, but to be honest i don't see anything wrong with rain. i think it holds civilisations [if that's the right word] together

for example, take those people who make umbrellas. if their was no rain then they would have no job, and often as these umbrellas are made in sweatshops somewhere on the far east side of things it means there would be way more hungry Asians so they would probably start stealing our food, making us turn to Americans genetically modified and almost certainly radioactive food stash, causing the overall population to have radiation poisoning and almost certainly causing some kind of mutation or the other.

Also, the genetically modified food would bloat the population of the u.k meaning we may eat all the food and then succumb to cannibalism. And don't even get me started about the downside of cannibalism. but on the plus side of things everyone would be obese and thirsty for blood and all those people who have wanted to know what its like being in a horror film would finally find out

i think we all need to be great full to rain, i don't know about you but the idea of eating people everyday sounds a little tiring. unless they come with peanut butter. everybody loves peanut butter


  1. Aww I'm sorry! Maybe you get to play sims 3 soon. I have already died of old age xD