okay, im an idiot

I have just woken up [not literally course] and realised how stupid i am due to these two things i did yesterday that to the average person would make no sense of at all:

1) i drank liquid soap
2) i took a bath with my jeans still on

okay so the first one was an accident [ let me explain: i had liquid soap in one hand and a cup of tea in the other, i got confused and drank from the wrong hand] but the second one wasnt
it was coz i had these old skinny jeans that werent skinny. in fact they were [and still are] two sizes too big for me. I thought if i sat in a really hot bath it could shrink them, but from this you can tell it umm didnt work. Instead, it ended up staining my legs and the bath red and burning my feet coz the water was hot.

and now i feel stupid